National Ride Home from Work Day

September 25: Regional Ride Your Lumbee Zebra to Work Day (Southeast US)
September 25, 2007, 12:15 pm
Filed under: Military Strategy

also celebrated in other geographic regions as:
National Ride Your Hippopotamus to Grandma’s House Day (Botswana)
National Drive Your Automobile on the Right Side of the Street Day (UK)
Neighborhood Ride Your Skateboard in an Empty Pool Day (Dogtown)
National Ride Sally Ride Day (Cape Kennedy, FL)
International Drag Your Butt Across the Carpet like a Dog Day (Living Rooms around the World)
Annual Ride Your Sister Bareback Day (The Commonwealth of Kentuckistan)

  • 1 – God invents Grues to punish Jews who prosecuted Jesus.
  • 179Vikings find the word “Viking” offensive. Change name to Berserkers.
  • 1832 – 604th day in a row of no news to report.
  • 1833 – Meteor shower destroys Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1936Adolf Hitler takes second place to Herman Goering in the Third Reich All-Aryan Darts Championship. Goering promoted.
  • 1999 – Britains Millenium Dome is voted ‘most useable structure’ for the new millenium
  • 2002 – Some girl in Kentuckistan is raped after a terrible accident, pregnancy ensues.
  • 2006 – You log on and view Uncyclopedia; millions die.
  • 2007 – Large dome shaped roof for sale,little used, one careless owner, offers invited
  • 2007 – Halo 3 is released, Bungie makes millions, millions of nerds ejaculate for the first time, millions of n00bs get pwned for the first time. Anyone who downloaded it 3 days ago reveals key plot lines to geeks waiting outside storefronts, roflspasm rioting ensues.

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