National Ride Home from Work Day

National Ride Home from Work Day – Wednesday October 17th 2007

rhfwd — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:14:54 +0000

Tally ho chums! Remember to wear a bow tie!

Melbourne: Roll up! 5.30pm at The State Library. Corner La Trobe & Swanston Street.

Sydney: Fall in! 5.30pm at the fountain in Hyde Park.

Fall in with the regiment! Then lets all Ride Home Together! Come along and enjoy a big free BICYCLE ride in VICTORIA. It’s CRITICAL that we safely ride home en MASSe together!

♦ PROPAGANDA FOR MELBOURNE ♦

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♦ PROPAGANDA FOR SYDNEY ♦

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At the dawn of time, there was an epic battle between good and evil

rhfwd — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:34:49 +0000

Cycling in Australia is a popular means of transteleportelation. All 24 of Australia’s cyclists will attest to the ease with which hapless cyclists can be mowed down by deranged pent-up drivers in cars all over the country.

If you cycle Australia and are lucky enough to avoid getting squashed by a bus, semitrailer or taxi, you might end up with a free trip to the underside of the Bermuda Triangle after getting swallowed by one of Australia’s roads’ mysterious potholes and the energy vortex they produce.

Or like Barry Harbour’s blissful ignorance, keep ignoring the Elephant in the Room and wear a spiffing BOW TIE Wednesday 17th October for

NATIONAL RIDE HOME FROM WORK DAY

September 25: Regional Ride Your Lumbee Zebra to Work Day (Southeast US)

rhfwd — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:15:06 +0000

also celebrated in other geographic regions as:
National Ride Your Hippopotamus to Grandma’s House Day (Botswana)
National Drive Your Automobile on the Right Side of the Street Day (UK)
Neighborhood Ride Your Skateboard in an Empty Pool Day (Dogtown)
National Ride Sally Ride Day (Cape Kennedy, FL)
International Drag Your Butt Across the Carpet like a Dog Day (Living Rooms around the World)
Annual Ride Your Sister Bareback Day (The Commonwealth of Kentuckistan)

1 – God invents Grues to punish Jews who prosecuted Jesus.
179 – Vikings find the word “Viking” offensive. Change name to Berserkers.
1832 – 604th day in a row of no news to report.
1833 – Meteor shower destroys Paris. Rioting ensues.
1936 – Adolf Hitler takes second place to Herman Goering in the Third Reich All-Aryan Darts Championship. Goering promoted.
1999 – Britains Millenium Dome is voted ‘most useable structure’ for the new millenium
2002 – Some girl in Kentuckistan is raped after a terrible accident, pregnancy ensues.
2006 – You log on and view Uncyclopedia; millions die.
2007 – Large dome shaped roof for sale,little used, one careless owner, offers invited
2007 – Halo 3 is released, Bungie makes millions, millions of nerds ejaculate for the first time, millions of n00bs get pwned for the first time. Anyone who downloaded it 3 days ago reveals key plot lines to geeks waiting outside storefronts, roflspasm rioting ensues.